Oh where to start amid the irony, the hypocrisy and the calamity that was the 'utegate' scandal?
Having watched the antics of Federal Parliament up close in recent years, it is hard not to be cynical about the behaviour of the participants. It is harder still to believe that the general public swallows the politician’s lines as they play a game of perception over policy. And most disappointing is that the media knows no bounds in its own double standards in reporting such events.
Let's start at the beginning then.
From what has been reported the start of this scandal was not two weeks ago, but several years ago when Treasury official Godwin Gresch allegedly began feeding confidential information to the Liberal Party. It would appear that over this period his information was accurate and that he was a reliable source.
However, I cannot claim to have personally verified every newspaper story on this subject - at some point we all take things on trust.
And so it was that after Mr Gresch gave evidence under oath to the Senate Inquiry that he recalled receiving an email from the Prime Minister's Office seeking representations on behalf of Kevin Rudd's mate and used car salesman John Grant, that Malcolm Turnbull thought it fair to assume based on past form that Mr Gresch was telling the truth.
Every journalist in the press gallery has at some point in their career taken the word of a public servant based on their perceived reliability to tell the truth. The media's criticism on this point must be taken with a grain of salt.
Indeed, when Mr Rudd was making a name for himself as the Opposition foreign affairs spokesman he regularly used what appeared to be questionable information to call for the heads of Foreign Affairs Minister Alexander Downer and Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile over the AWB Oil for Food. He too is no stranger to drawing a long bow for political gain.
The difference though is that it was patently obvious that there AWB situation was dodgy, whereas Mr Turnbull was reliant upon the fake email to establish the fundamentals of his case.
His fault was the language he used in calling for the resignations of Rudd and Treasurer Wayne Swan in light of the fact that the Senate evidence from Mr Gresch – as admitted to the inquiry – was incomplete. As the alternative Prime Minister Mr Turnbull should be well aware that in diplomacy words are bullets and strays can do untold damage.
What it exposed was a flaw the Turnbull's proud and ambitious character - where caution and questioning were required until the facts surrounding the email had been established, he rushed ahead undaunted. Indeed, even after the mistake became apparent for all to see, his pride prevented him from relenting - it just isn't in Turnbull's character to follow the political playbook of former Queensland Premier Peter Beattie to acknowledge a blunder early, apologise often and promise to make amends.
So now we know the email was a fake and the reputations of those who pushed its contents on the public are in tatters.
But the post-mortem to the scandal has also involved all sorts of ludicrous claims about the wrongs of bureaucrats leaking information and the need for more transparency in their dealings with MPs.
From a practical level that is nonsense. Canberra is a town that breathes politics - it is impossible for any journalist or politician to live in that city and not become socially friendly with a bureaucrat. It is inevitable that they will talk about politics as it is the number one topic of conversation in Canberra. It is also inevitable that people will elicit or deliver information for their own ends, be they to criticise the government, expose flawed policy or to publish an important story.
While leaking of government documents carries serious risks for the bureaucrat in question, I would far rather a society that appreciates the value and importance of leaks than one in which government shuts down dissent.
It has been my experience as a journalist that politicians will do whatever it takes to hide and cover up any form of official information that will embarrass their members or contradict their policies. I have known bureaucrats who have been ordered to destroy all copies of their research because their objective findings contradicted government ideology. I have known bureaucrats to be threatened with the loss of their superannuation if they speak publicly about the findings of their scientific research because it contradicted government policy.
It is sometimes very important for the government's confidential information to be exposed to the public eye.
However, the behaviour of Godwin Gresch, and the reactions of Malcolm Turnbull, Kevin Rudd and the media, to the situation he presented, makes it harder for the public to trust any of their institutions.
But, as they say, our institutions are but reflections of our society - the public lapped up the circus act and has allowed it to colour their political perceptions.
Our hypocrisy knows no bounds.